i killed them all
Kyle   United States
 
 
was funny once
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Vic Vinegar 19 Feb @ 8:31pm 
LIAR! HE'S AMERICAN
McPickle Pounder 25 Jan @ 4:16pm 
Just had the most intense conversation with my toaster. It started when I asked, “Are you even heating my bread, or am I just wasting my time?” The toaster didn’t respond, but the lights flickered. I thought maybe it was a glitch, but then it started playing jazz music. I’ve been sitting here for 45 minutes listening to smooth saxophones while my toast gets colder. I tried to get up, but my microwave, who’s been quiet this whole time, suddenly beeped and said, “You better not leave, or we’ll all stop working."

I’m starting to think I’m living in a kitchen-based reality show, and my appliances are plotting against me. I’m just waiting for the blender to get involved. Help.
Vic Vinegar 7 Jan @ 11:58pm 
What are you when you're not silly?
chKb 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:20pm 
this delivery is skeleton (licensed)
chKb 31 Oct, 2022 @ 12:19am 
this berd is angry
Vic Vinegar 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:26pm 
just use a mouse and keyboard bro