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To everyone you want to ♥♥♥♥ like an animal

I sexually Identify as a Mercedes Benz E-Class Sedan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the streets. People say to me that a person being the most intelligent Mercedes Benz E-Class Sedan is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m a powerful new member to the dynasty. I’m having a plastic surgeon install 3.0L V6 biturbo engine producing 329 hp and 354 lb-ft of torque — the same powertrain that currently drives its E400 Coupe, Cabriolet and 4MATIC Wagon cousins, 9-G-TRONIC 9-Speed automatic transmission and DYNAMIC SELECT, it promises a bracingly smooth way to experience uncommon luxury and an awe-inspiring interior design, its first-class furnished cabin puts our advanced vehicle systems right at your fingertips

— even as its world-class innovations continue to push the boundaries of what's possible in the world of automotive intelligence on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me E400 4MATIC Sedan and respect my right to be intelligent and luxurious. If you can’t accept me you’re a benzphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. Also you can get me at your Mercedes-Benz dealership this winter, with an MSRP of $58,900.