"I genuinely want to find you irl and piss in your milk" - Jon
"I hope you wake up in the morning with a finger missing because you contracted leprosy from the fat hooker you raped" - John
"Jesse Tiltman" - Harry (Yoshi)
"Who you talking to you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yellow Igloo" - TheHairySofa
"May he soul reconect" - AgentHandsome
"Our AWPer is like Muhammed Ali, floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee" - Javorthehut
*Gets nade kill* "OOOO POKEBALL" - LowXi
"If I could choose between killing harambe & sharing $1,000,000 with you, I'd kill harambe" - Jon
"He just came out like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beyblade" - Ruleh (RE: A Spinbotter)
"Just told my own reflection in a glass door to "go first mate" when leaving the barbers" - Pulse
"Someone asked me for the time: "Got the time mate?" ... "Ain't got a clock sorry"" - Joee
"What's ur favourite hobby? I just said napping and face planting the desk" - Jakem
"Built like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ left 4 dead tank combined with a boomer" - Joee
"My brother said, why don't builders put the roof on first so they don't get wet while building houses, it's in the blood" - Pulse
"Adam I'll slap you round the face with a cheeseboard and watch you swell up" - Smooya
"You're the first girl I've spoken to in about 4 years" - NakedTaco
"His girlfriend broke up with him because he called her pathetic when she walked out mid with the bomb" - Lew
"I mean what if I jump onto wrong plane and land in Malaysia and get traded as a sex slave or something" - Hemzk9
"TB to when my year 6 girlfriend dumped me because I beat her in a 400m race, still remember you ♥♥♥♥ x" - Miix3R
"What happened to your mic sponge?" "Lost it, so I got some cloth and rubber bands" - Huii
"She has an inv worth more than your lives combined i suggest you go afk" - ✪Louisツ
"Remember when I went to put Windows onto my SSD but instead just deleted Windows?" - Eddie
"Can i put a cable in your butt and use urself as my new mouse ?" - Pounkey
"He's as useful as a chocolate fireman" - Sheekey
"Brockley" - Liam (Trying to spell broccoli)
"___ is like an AK Redline (well worn), looks nice, but everyone has had their hands on it" - Resu
"Lawnmore" - Tricks
"Brockl" - Tricks (Trying to spell broccoli)
*Shows Liam a photo of Meghan Markle's dress* "She looks like a napkin" - Liam
"Are u Michael Jacksin?" - ramzan4ik [m95]
"When I first got my VR, I would put stuff down and hear it drop IRL, because my desk wasn't where it was in VR" - Deejay
"Are you girl or friend?" - Zippee
"Resu wouldnt eat anybody because everybody is made of gluten" - Revilo
“I was gonna send my ♥♥♥♥ in the Snapchat group, and was like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, nah, Jasmine’s in it. Her innocent eyes do not need that” - Andrew
"Do you know who I am??? I'm Jon-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-Kelly" - Jon
"I'd tie u up to a stick and spin u around like kebab meat" - Mrhui
"Du ser ut som ett kylskåp crasher" TRANSLATION: You look like a fridge Crasher - Blandfers
"I'm experiencing sensory overload and I can't aim because of it" - Taylerdoodle
"I can’t help it, and if the only choice is an ass I’ll still try" - Devilwalk
"u have 12k rating but play like u are limbless" - afr0