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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 6:11pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:10am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:29am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:13am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:31am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:10am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:32pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 6:16pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:13am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 3:11am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 8:19am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:31am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:38am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:54am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:20pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:29am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:54am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:27pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:45pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:07pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:08pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:28am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:53pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:18pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:43pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:46pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:45am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:15am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:51pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:18am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:28am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:29pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:12pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:21pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:02pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:56pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:22pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:36pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:38pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:33pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:53pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:13pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:18pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:11pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:47pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:10pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:34pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:22pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:21pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:36pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:19pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 5:29am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:38pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:45pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:23pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:35pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:42pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:35pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:40pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:14pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:38am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:35am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:38am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:40am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 9:09am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:40am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:40am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:29pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:42am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:53pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:38pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:26pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:57pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:24pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:37pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:39pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:56pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 7:55am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 12:15pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:33pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 2:04pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:42pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:13pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:25pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:57pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:37pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:38pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:42am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:16pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:01pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:15pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:35pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:40pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:41am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:16pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:34am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:30am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:50am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 7:07am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:45am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:01am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 12:42pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:47am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:34am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:41pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:19pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 7:00am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 7:00am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:47am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:27pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:13pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:40pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 7:00am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:31am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 2:04pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:25pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 12:14am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:41am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:22pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 2:26am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:22am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:08pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 11:34am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:26pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 11:08am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:39pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:14pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:31am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:37am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 12:32am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:40am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:41pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 1:09am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:25pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:13pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:35am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:26pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:48am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:37am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 9:30am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:45am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:14am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 9:31am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:22am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:22am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:23am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:23am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:23am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:23am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:23am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:23am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:24am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:22am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:22am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:23am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:31am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:47am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:36am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 9:12am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 4:00am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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