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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:43am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:19am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:31am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:26pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:01am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 5:33am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:13pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 6:49am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:47am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:53am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:24am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:33am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:08pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 5:45pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:40pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:40pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:40pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:20pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:24am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:24am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:30pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 5:28pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:11pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:24am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:52am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:27am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:28am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:32pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:39am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:50am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:28am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:01am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:41am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 2:21pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:55pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:29am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:22am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 2:23pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:02am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:59am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:37pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:37pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:45am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:34am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:58pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:15pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:40pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:53pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:53pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:26pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 5:32pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:40pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:34pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 3:28pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:28am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:39am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:14pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:14am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:57am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:02am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 5:14pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:13am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:58pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:48pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:52pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:00am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:03am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:10pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:04am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:56am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:40am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:36am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:40am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:28am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:28am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:28am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:28am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:31am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:39am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:29am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:39am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:07am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:55am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:08am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:45pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:11pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:45pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:03am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:31am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:00am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:23am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:14am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:18am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:46am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:27am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:33am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:40am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:03pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:05pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:06pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:57am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:11pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:13pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:13pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:02am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:13pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:41pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:37am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:30am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:41am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:41am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:42am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:04pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:40pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:58am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:58am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:46am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:19pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:23pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:20pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:51pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:28pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:23am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:58am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:28am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:58am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:17pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 6:50am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:52am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:39am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:17pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:47am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 3:37pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:32pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:23am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 8:00pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:50am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:01am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:26am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:27am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:05pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:36pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:27pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:25pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:01pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:38pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:02pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:13pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:08pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:13pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:08pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:13pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:18pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:24pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:40pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:04am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:02pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:21am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:31am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 8:00pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:02am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:02am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:27am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:28am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:13pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:01pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:05pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:04pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:04pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:06pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:10pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:47pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:06am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:38am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:12pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:12pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:50pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:50pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:21pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:21pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:03am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:13am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 3:27pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:15pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 8:17pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:39am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:20am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:57am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:06am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:26am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:55am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:54pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:05am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:01am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:55pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:09pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:08pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:57am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:59pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:55am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:55am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:27am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:27am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:29am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:13pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:04pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:06pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:10pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:16pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:16pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:59pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:43am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 11:27am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:19pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:03pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:27pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:32pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:51pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:06pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:11pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:23pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:01pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:05pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:08pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:04pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:04pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:51pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:16pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:17pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:24pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:44pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:44pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:50pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:12pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:13pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:18pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:14pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:25pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:11pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:02pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:08pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:07pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:08pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:54pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:07pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:08pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:09pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:17am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:32pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:11am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:11am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 5:28pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:44am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:29am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:56am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:41am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:04pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:15pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:00pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:50pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:09pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:26pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:09pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 6:50am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:57am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:07pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:17pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:03pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:04pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:06pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:16pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:17pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:55pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:59pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:02pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:11pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:44pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:45pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:51pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:08pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:16pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:22pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:22pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:10pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:44pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:55pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:51pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:51pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:51pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:14pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:19pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:55pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:55pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:12pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:22pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:37pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:01pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:49pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:52pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:53pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:10pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:47am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:54am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:16am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:21pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:32pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:35pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:02pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:23pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:57pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:30pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:44pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:18pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:42pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:54pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:16pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:21pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:13pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:56pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:30pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:44pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:22pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:22pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:10pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:44pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:55pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:07pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:09pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:14pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:19pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:55pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:55pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:56pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:39am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:07am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:43am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:06pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:22pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:02pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:50pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:08pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:55pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:55pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:29pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:27pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:10pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:47pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:53pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:50pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:59pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:15am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 8:17pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:07am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:41am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:06pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:15pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:03pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:44pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:19pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:19pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 5:01pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 5:01pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:30pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:13pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:29pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:53pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:07pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:19pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:15pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 5:32pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:21am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:18pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:24pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 3:27pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:06pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:46am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:45am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:51pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:28pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:54pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:02pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:18pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:47pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:16am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:54am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:10pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:44pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:06pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:52pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:52pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:52pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:19pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:55pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:55pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:55pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:53pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:58pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 5:02pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:22am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:52pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:52pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:52pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:06am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:52pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:06pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:07pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:08pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:10pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:19pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:19pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:55pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:55pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:53pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:58pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 5:02pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:22am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:52pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:18pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:20pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:27am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:42am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:31pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:09pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:22pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:07pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:44pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:03pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:22am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:22am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:17am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:34pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:16pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:42pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:04pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:45pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:08pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:22pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:06pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:33am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:22pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:25am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:40am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 5:33am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:21am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 11:27am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:05am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:57am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:29pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:06pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:19pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:03pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:49pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:09pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:43pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:16pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:28pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:18pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:22am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:37pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:17pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:42pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:19pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:45pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:55pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:55pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:55pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:57pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:30am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:32am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:51pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:52pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:52pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:18pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:19pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:19pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:19am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:12pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:32pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:01pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:19pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:37pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:13pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:51am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:18pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 3:28pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 5:35am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:24pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:38am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:42am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:38pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:14pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:02pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:31pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:54pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:19pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:54pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:16pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:21pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:13pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:51pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:32pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:46pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:31pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:19pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:45pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:55pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:55pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:55pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:57pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:30am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:32am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:51pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:18pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:18am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:18am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:06am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:50pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:18pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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