"It's not about the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean, and it takes a long ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time to get to England in a row boat."
"Is it blue balls, or strangulation?"
"I said 'pretty cool', not 'Master Race,' ♥♥♥♥♥!"
"I think someone drugged my chicken wings."
"Just get in a car, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sneeze."
"Would you stop pissing fire all over me?"
"Is making the Eiffel tower considered participating?"
"Why are there helmets throwing morningstars at my face?"
"I think nudity is what determines if it's NSFW or not..."
"I don't need anxiety layers to make me an even more potent onion."
"How did you screenshot me calling you a dumb ♥♥♥♥?"
"She just comes out holding her ovaries."
"I got nut on my dress."
"I just saw Todd Howard kill a banana."
"I'm gonna turn this crack house into a crack home."
"I ain't having a heart attack while getting my ♥♥♥♥ wet."
"I can't have people crying on my ♥♥♥♥."
"So THAT'S why they say don't eat glass!"
"He got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knifed, and you didn't see who knifed him? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jesus."
"The only thing virgin about your ears, is someone hasn't stuck a ♥♥♥♥ in your ear."
"I was just ♥♥♥♥♥♥' the dead guy."
"All the fun, without the prison."
"Gotta give this New Loka ♥♥♥♥♥ my seed."
"Christmas lookin bad this year."
"♥♥♥♥ in the carts."
"If it feels like a war crime, it's probably a war crime."
"Paddle faster, I hear banjos..."
"Last time I laughed this hard, I was walking through a Children's Hospital!"
"I get called a ♥♥♥♥ head at least twice a day."
"MORE CORN. MORE CORN."
"He ran out of the room because I banged him in the face."
"About as useful as a bat signal lit by Cassie's glowing personality."
"I love blue women."
"I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love prison!"
"If you insist on doggystyle, I better get a treat afterwards."
"Is that like fish slavery?"
"Now go back to your ♥♥♥ cave, before I snap your kneecaps backwards."
"You kinda gotta fist the Pringles can to get it up in there. Becca got up to her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ elbow!"
"Out of all the animals: Which do you think is the tightest?"
"Prepared anal is POG!"
"It's not shoplifting, it's 'creative acquisition'"
"You're smoking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ animal ♥♥♥♥ out of a PVC pipe."
"He might go for the chance to get revenge for his ancestors by destroying your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a random hotel."
"When they forget your face, so you gotta finger them."
"It's dangerous to go alone; take some femby ass. It won't save you, but you'll enjoy your last few minutes!"
"Oh, I don't even pay attention, if they look like they the wrong colour, I shoot em"
"'Why were you putting Jolly Ranchers in your ass?' 'They were making a potion and I was the cauldron'"
"My ♥♥♥♥ so big I now wear diapers for ages 12-14"