Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDat♥♥♥♥♥445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of my ♥♥♥♥ so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my ♥♥♥♥ has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird when I go and take a piss.

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do oyu sasy to my proposal? waits patiently