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I met this guy on a Dota 2 match. I was playing on mid an he was playing on safelane as carry. I don't remember our heroes well, it's been a long time. We were dominating the enemy team and at the end of the match, we became friends.
For the next 5 months, we played Dota for more than 7 hours on every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day. We were doing great, we were ranking up extremely fast. Nobody was able to defeat those two tryhard boys. We've decided to meet on real life so we started to hang out on every Saturday morning, until sun loses the war against the moon.
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On a Saturday night, we were chatting on our favourite coffee shop but suddenly, I had a hard situation with my bladder. I had to deliver some fecal matter to sewer and I've started to walk the unholy path of coffee shop which ends on toilet.
Something was wrong... I was hearing another footsteps besides mine. I was not alone. I was scared a lot but I've decided to look back even with that strong fear.
When I started to turn my head, I felt something like a gun on my back and heard a silent "Ssssh!" sound. Then the gun pushed me from my back and I've started to walk slowly to the toilet. I remember, it was a full moon night but there wasn't anyone who could see us or call help for me.
After a few horrendous seconds, we've arrived to the toilet. I heard creaky closing sound of the door. After that moment, I was sure about that even there were two people in that toilet, only one was going to be able to tell the story of that day to others. And I wanted to be that one so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard.
Against all the odds, I suddenly turn my back with a great agility. I was shocked by what i saw:
It was the guy that i met on Dota...
It was the guy that i was hanging out with me for more than 5 months...
It was the guy who came to the coffee shop on that day with me...
But, he was completely naked. And he wasn't pointing a gun towards me, he was pointing his huge c*ck to me. Then I looked to his face and he was grinning. I was extremely angry on that moment because his c*ck was still pointing to me, instead of being inside of me.
We gaze at each other for something like half of a minute and then he offered to have a "pleasant time" with me. But the sewer was waiting for my fecal matter to be delivered and I had to fullfill that responsibility so I said "Not now", gently. After these words spill out of my mouth, he was looking really upset and he ran away.
After that day, I've heard about him again. If you see this guy, please notify me somehow.
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