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OG

They accept you as you are.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.