Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
ㅤ* If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
ㅤ* Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!