Hi there! my name is Vogel HD but i also go by lots of temporary names (like John Helldiver)
(i was the John Pogo | "Sexual Therapist" for quite some time but he got killed on the 15.8.2024 by super earth for "treason")

Before this text box continues following Trigger Warning: if your scared of a Turkish German chubby Aroace Bigender person, dont continue reading!

The Question now is.... who am i? simple.
i am just some "silly" person from germany who has interests which have a small chance to be a random autistic hyperfixation but mostly normal interests.
i mean... i like games (shocker i know) but i also like stuff like image editing, video editing and some animating.

looking for a yap duel? looking to fight somebody in a "who can say the most random nonsense non stop" competition? well your in luck cuz your looking at the right steam user cuz i have only managed to be beaten by one guy who cant shut up thier mouth (thanks hurricane)




before you suddenly contact me in turkish please note i wont be able to understand you! for some reason when i was younger i didnt learn how to write turkish and didnt learn how to speak turkish that well or understand it that well... i mean technically i can speak turkish but idk... when it comes to german tho thats my main language do i really need to explain the fact that i can speak german..? oh also woudlnt it be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny if i had Lese-Rechtschreibschwäche (aka dylexia) when it comes to writing stuff but wouldnt it be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funnier if i had the complete opposite when it comes to reading...?

Also i got the deadly combo of Adhd, Dylexia and Autism! and its deadly as in real hyperactivity.. i dont need to drugs to act like i took speed i just do it naturally. (the blue haired emo would be proud of me fr fr)

if you read this far you may wonder... what the ♥♥♥♥ is a bigender?
Trigger Warning: this section contains "woke infomation" that some conservatives cant handle! skip this section if you are uncomfortable with "the new norm" (also that show sucks)
Basically Bigender is 2 genders.... thats it.... i identify both as a man and a woman... yep...
this means i have both the pronounce of He/Him and She/Her. confused about the pronounce? let me give you another example:
example 1: you can call me both a man and a woman
example 2: you can both call me a son of a (offensive word against woman) and a daughter of a (offensive word against woman)
example 3: you can both say "tell him to rush b" and "tell her to rush b"
example 4: i would both be a mom and dad (popeye relates)
still confused? use google
(and before you ask i am amab [use google if you have no clue what that means]

also i am aroace.... i dont feel any romantic or sexual attraction towards others.... yay....

(together)

With most games i have phases. i find out about a game get completely Obsessed over it for a month and sometimes more and then hate it to the ground. i could list many games but i well i dont see the point and so lets make it more prositive!
over my journey of wasting alot of time playing games i found played games i really enjoyed such as: TF2, CSGO which now is CS2, Genshin Impact, Sea of thieves, Hunt: Showdown and payday 2 (and 3) to just list the ones i can think of right now

also HOLY CRAP I GOTTA HOP ON MIGHTY DOOM (edit... they are shutting it down on august 7th... rip mighty doom 2023-2024) doesnt matter we got Pokemon Go GOTTA WALK EVERYWHERE! edit 2: i quit pokemon go too.... oh and the dynamaxing update is complete garbage)


Q: Favorite Counter Strike map
A: de_vertigo
fight me

Q: Favorite Counter Strike weapon
A: the MP9

Q: Aligment chart Aligment
A: apparently Neutral

Q: Whats better Cats or Dogs?
A: cats. they just exist and dont take sanity to take care off plus they sleep alot so enjoy your free time

Q: Favorite tf2 Class
A: hard question. i would go with medic or engineer. and i hate the spy... wait i shouldnt mention that gabeN will bless me with bad luck for 9 years

Q: Favorite Payday Heisters
A: Sydney and chains

Q: most alcohol consumed in a singular day record
A: idk...? alot of vodka, jägermeister and normal beer ending in getting so drunk that i almost fell asleep

Q: why do i hate Brawlhalla?
A: i actually dont.... but i dont like it either. its really floaty and theres no way to counter the shield. in other words the game is much more defensive and combos are really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ painful to fight against. basiclly with some characters once your comboed your basiclly dead. and before you say skill issue... maybe its just a skill issue... maybe the game just sucks idk.. probaly the first

Q: did anything specific happen with a blue and yellow toothbrush?
A: we dont talk about the toothbrush

Q: Any Ownership of a Waifu/Husbando?
A: venti from genshin impact and makoto yuki from persona 3 walked into a bar
everything is destroyed and the city turned into ashes thanks to the baxter invasion
as venti tries to ask bartender about the person who they wanted to meet up all the bartender says is "oh that vogel dude.... sorry they are currently missing... first the arotical aces took them and now i dont even know where they are.... like at some sort of republic i think.... with a love.... like a life one... i am not sure..."
venti and makoto didnt know how to react... without vogel the city had no hope and the world could never be protected from the baxter invasion.... unless.... ronald mcdonald comes from his hiding place to save the world! the 2 rush out of the bar to figure out how to get ronald mcdonald to save the world!
but time is running out for our 2 heroes since Ai-mir Listo is trying to destroy the world once and for all with his ai powers....

Q: do i have 99000+ Aura?!?!?!
A: this awnser isnt a brainrot one
i have a very strong some sort "aura" which may result in you either getting the unlucky side where i am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying in unbareable levels or the lucky side where you will have alot of happiness why wasting your time with me.

Q: Whats the Best Groccery Store?
A: Rewe. aldi once was here but after a specefic incident with a 2 euro berliener its Rewe

Q: why are there so many low tier knifes and gloves in my inventory instead of one higher tier knife and glove?
A: i like to collect. and i like to change the items i use. and honestly i rather have 3 ddpat knifes i can switch between than some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ colorful Butterfly i mean THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE A KNIFE NOT A FIDGET SPINNER

Q: Is there a Lore Reason why there are Liteal WW2 Tanks in the middle of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ somewhere in the german city of Düren? is Düren Stupid?
A: my fbi agent that is looking at my search history as we speak told me to not explain this in more detail

Q: Best Pizza Combination?
A: My go to combination is: Salami, Extra Cheese, Broccoli and Mushrooms. yes ♥♥♥♥ you the fat guy wants broccoli on his pizza. also mac and cheese pizza goes hard.
atleast it aint that some furries did to a pizza in a hallway

Q: best thing to slap on bread
A: cream cheese is love cream cheese is life! Frischkäse Sweep

Q: Will he always be a Gem?
A: first off all.... what?
second off all HWABAG (needs fact checking)

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-1517 is to be contained in a soundproof containment chamber located at Site-██. The chamber must be equipped with audio dampeners and lined with sound-absorbing materials to prevent any sound from escaping. Access to SCP-1517is restricted to Level 3 personnel or higher, with all personnel entering the chamber required to wear noise-canceling headphones and auditory protection rated to at least 40 decibels (dB).

Any testing involving SCP-1517 must be approved by the Site Director, and under no circumstances should SCP-1517 be allowed to interact with any electronic devices capable of producing sound without supervision. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Eta-9 ("Silent Night") is to be deployed to recontain SCP-1517 using non-lethal methods that minimize sound output.

Description:
SCP-1517 is a humanoid entity resembling a male of average height and build, referred to as "Vogel." SCP-1517 possesses a highly advanced soundboard device embedded in its left hand. The soundboard appears to be an anomalous fusion of organic and electronic components, with multiple buttons corresponding to different audio clips, including but not limited to high-frequency tones, music, white noise, and human vocalizations.

SCP-1517 can generate and play any sound recorded on its soundboard at will. When SCP-1517 activates its soundboard, it can produce sound levels exceeding 160 dB, which is capable of causing immediate hearing loss, disorientation, and, in extreme cases, permanent deafness or death due to auditory trauma. SCP-1517 demonstrates a particular affinity for using its soundboard to deafen individuals within its vicinity.

SCP-1517 is sapient and communicates primarily through its soundboard, selecting pre-recorded phrases or mimicking voices it has previously heard. The entity exhibits a playful yet malevolent personality, often taunting its victims with distorted versions of their own voices before rendering them deaf. SCP-1517's motives are not fully understood, but it appears to derive satisfaction from incapacitating others through auditory overload.