So you're going by "dingle" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Mike from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you swirlies in the commons bathroom. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember that one girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a Lifted Ram 3500 Laramie with the 6.7-liter Cummins Turbo Diesel I6 and custom subs. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up and seeing you lol. Pathetic…

The Art of War is an ancient Chinese military treatise dating from the late Spring and Autumn period (roughly 5th century BC). The work, which is attributed to the ancient Chinese military strategist Sun Tzu ("Master Sun"), is composed of 13 chapters. Each one is devoted to a different set of skills or art related to warfare and how it applies to military strategy and tactics. For almost 1,500 years, it was the lead text in an anthology that was formalized as the Seven Military Classics by Emperor Shenzong of Song in 1080. The Art of War remains the most influential strategy text in East Asian warfare, has influenced both East Asian and Western military theory and thinking.

babe,

i'm breaking up with you.

it's not you; you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done. i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
don’t be sad the goon times are over, be glad we can grind jerkmate ranked again to hit emerald edger IV finally.
i’ll miss all the keks, ill always remember your jelks, but it’s time to part ways like EDP445 and his cupcakes.

love yours,
goonster

A goober