♪♪♪If I don't add you its probably bcuz i'm busy doing your girl ♪♪♪
In this world its yeet or be yeeten
Please sir, may I have a crumb of that elo. [2eu.funnyjunk.com]
I vape goose sweat

i can balance my body on my boner and spin like a beyblade no one can defeat me [2eu.funnyjunk.com]
I trip to make the fall shorter

They call me Ben cuz all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10

Your maternal parental figure is a homosexual.

Im a professional danger zone player

CIRCUMSIZE ME CAPTAIN!

Lmao whomst the ♥♥♥♥ eat ass? [funnymemes.funnyjunk.com]

Did you know that a horse is capable of generating nearly 15 Horse power for short periods of time

"I won" Said Frog to Snel [loginportal.funnyjunk.com]

I got aborted at 2 years old
parents kicked me out at 5
expelled in middle school
died in 9/11
got pregnant at 16
sold my baby for a happy meal
car accident at 23
but here i am today

Poopy-di scoop [1eu.funnyjunk.com]
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

Taking a fat ♥♥♥♥ with no lube is basically the manliest thing you can do
If you're not capable of it, you're basically just a girl

I shaved my chest in country because of the stupid zippers on frogs catching them and ripping email out on patrol. Still do

where is my neckbeard? My neck is devoid of excess skin, and I have a neatly groomed beard with neatly combed and groomed hair. Along with matching outfits and nice shoes. I exercise for my health, drink plenty of water. My portions are reasonable. I rarely eat out or unhealthy in general. I'm really attractive. I've had countless girlfriends. I have manners. I barely spend time online at all... I'm not your stereotype.
i am fighting for mental stability [bigmemes99.funnyjunk.com]