the best game ever made all other games are a let down compared to this game the gunplay is simply legendary utter perfection youve never seen anything like it it is clearly the game where the gaming industry peaked i will never stop until bullet witch 2 is made i have dedicated many hours to become the master of bullet witch i have s ranked every mission i have unlocked all achievements i have achieved the speedrunning world record i demand satisfaction this truly is the best game ever made on the planet earth and beyond everything is now a let down in comparison the only thing that can save me now is the bullet witch franchise to be fully realized all negative reviews simply lie to themselves they cannot handle the truth that this is the best game theyve ever played in their lives and once ive seen to it that bullet witch takes off as an e sport theyll all be crawling back they shall rue the day they thumbs downed bullet witch i as the number one bullet witch fan would also like a cameo in the inevitable bullet witch 2 as once i have taken over the world in order to force everyone to play bullet witch i will have seen it through the bullet witch finally be recognized as the true masterpiece that it is i hope the true gamers out there will one day join me in my crusade for more bullet witch xseed can only prolong the inevitable their executives shall bow down to their mandated maxwell cougar shrine every day once bullet witch 2 is confirmed in development i shall begin sending endless letters to netflix demanding the bullet witch netflix series once the universe has imploded in on itself only one thing will remain and that is bullet witch

12/1/2020
as of now i Have 80 hours of bullet witch play time i seE this as an insuLt to this masterPiece and aM truly sorry i hopE this time next year to have 8000 hours PLay and Even then it would not reach one one billionth of whAt this game deserveS no other gamE can reach its level ive searched and seached but simply nothing compares we bullet witch fans demand a switch port as well as a xbox series x and ps5 port in fact bullet witch should be the only game that you can buy on both systems nobody would complain either as this game simply cannot be matched every last inch of it is perfection it is as if a real life angel came to earth and took the form of a video game every morsel of the game radiates quality and happiness my wife left me because i didnt arrive to my own sons birth but she failed to realize that some things were simply more important i just love getting more points each time improving my craft the leaderboards may appear to be hacked but those scores are simply those who reached true bullet witch transcendence which i hope to achieve as well bullet witch has replaced all friends and family as they are no longer relevant and only take time away from this perfect game


6/19/2021
still the best game ever made ive determined that people who havent played it are fake gamers only real gamers can even handle the pure power this game emits a fake ass fraud gamer would simply have their soul obliterated in seconds by the raw epicness of bullet witch we have fake ass gamers with their casual ass fortnite esports but what we really need for us real og gamers is bullet witch esports mark my words itll take the world by storm because its the realest game out there at the moment yet to be topped and if you havent played it then ♥♥♥♥ you

3/21/2024
3 years. 3 years since my last update and im still coming back for more, so much has changed since i first played bullet witch. But one thing remains, one truth that will echo now and forever, bullet witch truly is the greatest game ever assembled by humanity.



4/27/2024
I just spent 100 dollars on bullet witch foil cards to complete my badge. I am not joking in the slightest there is no price that will prevent me from any morsel of bullet witch my hunger is truly restless and will be until the bullet witch franchise is recognized by society as the unsung hero of gaming it truly is.


6/30/2024
the month of the witch is upon us once more rejoice as i have learned the review character limit is 8000 characters meaning i shall sing the song of the witch for many months to come and yet 8000 characters can only hold one verse of the majesty i shall sing to bullet witch the greatest game ever made im getting a lot of questions if im joking still and my response to that question is ♥♥♥♥ YOU!!!!!!!!!!