Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged.
When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force.
That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me,
and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural,
artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off.
HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie.
Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats.
THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your ♥♥♥♥, not an hour after you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted.
This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie?
Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I'm a scouter, I've been a scouter for as long as I can remember. My father hated me for what I was and would've prefered a scooter as a son but I'm no scooter, I scout.

For when I eco I scout, when I buy it's scout, when I rotate I throw the AK for a scout and when I save it's the scout. When my 'team mates' give me a rifle to 'help' me out, I throw it out of the map for a scout.

No enemy shall pass my scope alive, no one will see my scout and see the light, when I miss every shot my team whines and pouts, but blyat I'm a scouter, I scout.

Is it me or is the awepee a bit of a boring gun

like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow awepee has 32 kills" but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single awepee kill ?

but try scout...u can see the flick I remember a scout flick.

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