Recent reviews by Useless Noodle

Dave big belly withstands pressure better than carbon fiber. It just works.

> be Queen's Viceroy
> boldly go where no one has gone
> can't be this hard
> it's hard
> completely mismanagement the whole thing
> people die left and right
> Queen's Envoy arrives to check on stuff
> offers some perks to help
> this is all usele... wait, what's this
> Cannibalism: get meat every time people die or leave
> I mean, meat is meat

9.9/10 somehow still get to keep being Viceroy despite total failure, must be nepotism.

First time playing a stealth game and it was surprisingly enjoyable. At first you look at the level and "How do you even do this !?", then you try and try again until "I GOT IT !", and the sweet satisfaction when overcoming a challenge is addicting, makes you just want to keep going. There are also additional badges (challenges) for replayable after you completed a mission first time, testing your skill and the way you look at objectives.

9.9/10, control could be bit better, sometime you accidentally clicked on the background causes problem with giving order, but not a big issue if you zoom in a bit.

Also, there is no one to notice if no one is alive to notice ;)

Do you want for once, you're the one covering the entire screen with bullets and projectiles ? Then why are you looking at this instead of buying the game !?