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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 11:51am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:04am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 1:17pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 12:33pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 11:23am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:07am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 2:50pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:51am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 6:13am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 11:46am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 1:26pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 1:07pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 4:06pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 2:28pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 5:50pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 12:51pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 2:17pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:55am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 6:13am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:47am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:15am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:31am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 6:13am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:40am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 6:13am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 5:50pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 2:45am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 11:34am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 2:47pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:57am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 12:19pm

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 6:13am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
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