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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:07am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:19am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:14am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:05pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:02pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:37am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:29pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:23am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:00pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:02am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:25pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:34am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:59am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:54am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:57am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:01am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:00am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:21am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:06pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:59pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:36pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:56pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:11am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:27am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:27am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:27am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:56am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:22am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:43am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:20pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:53am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:53am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:07am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:14am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:24pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:20pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:54am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:27am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:57am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:42am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:54am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:02am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:56pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:01am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:25am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:31pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:56pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:20pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:08pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:18pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:37pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:45pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:03am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:54pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 2:23pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:33pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:21pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:45am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:19pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:19pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:05pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:00am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:27am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:24pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:06am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:49am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:38am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:56pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:58pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:00pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:26pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:29pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:34pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:59pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:15pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:27pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:58pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:11am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:55pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:36am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:22pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:02pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:31pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:34pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:17am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:24pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:33pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:36pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:29pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:07pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:07pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:38pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:07pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:41pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:16am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:40am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:53am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:57am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:25pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:11am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:55pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:42pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:39pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:12am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:40am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:33pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:35pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 2:45pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:24am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:59am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:33pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:23am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:37am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:36pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:08am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 1:50am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:52am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:10am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:04pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:35am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:21pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:43pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:03pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:41pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:57am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:19am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:14pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:33pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:45pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:59pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:45pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:54am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:38am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:04pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:35pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:15pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:19pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:31pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:43pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:43pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:54pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:54pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:56am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:23pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:51pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:10pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 2:56pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:54am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:22am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:43pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:44am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:15pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:40am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:27am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:19pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:01pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:33pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:55am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:27am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:19pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:27pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 4:35am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:31am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:32am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:55pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:01pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:04pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:11pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:48am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:04am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:09am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:15am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:20am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:41am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:51am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:08am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:51am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:04pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:45pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:51pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:27am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:28pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:18am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 2:45pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:48pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:18pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:36pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:38am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:42am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:43pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:10am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:31pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:41pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:01pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:40am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:07am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:25am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:30pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:10am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:26pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:33pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:51am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:55am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:53pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:17pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:06pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:08pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:45pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:59am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:35pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:48pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:48am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:04pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:31pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:08pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:15pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:03am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:33pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:54pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 4:51am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:53am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:05pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:44pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:05am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:41am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:51am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:57pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:04pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:23pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:38pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:05am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:57am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:58pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:11pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:25pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 6:36pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:01am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:15am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:57pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:42pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:41am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:54pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:11am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:42am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:52pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:30pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:41am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:36am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:59am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:08am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:21am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:31pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:31pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:46pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:36am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:35am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:58pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:08pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:25pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:58pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:46pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:26am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:06am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:24am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:22pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:14am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:02pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:08am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:21pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:28am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:39am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:36am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:39am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:05am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:26am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:48am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:22pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:42pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:27pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:23am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:14am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:14pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:12pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:03pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:25pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:26am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:57pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:23pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:00am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:05pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:45pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:45am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:17am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:23pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:01pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:27am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:54am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:54pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:27pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:47pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:23am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:23am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:23am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:51am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:51am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:54am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:12am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:13pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:26pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:48pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:36am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:30am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:30am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:31am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:09am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:43am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:41am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:07am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:18pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:12pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:13pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:09am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:24am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:00am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:35am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:34am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:47pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 4:57pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:05am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:50am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:50am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:50am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:01pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:21am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:21am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:20am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:38am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:25pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:57am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:35pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 9:42am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:05am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:23pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:58pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:51pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:25pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:43pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:21am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:21am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:24am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:55am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:55am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:38am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:29am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:31am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:46pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:39pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:07pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:44pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:49pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:14pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:27am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:17pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:55pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:26am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:51am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:24am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:40pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:14pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:25pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:02am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:26am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:33pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:24am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:59am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:24am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:02am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:05am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:53am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:45pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:23am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:51am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:44am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:19pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:57am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:33pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:21am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:04am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:51am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:38am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:00am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:45pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:39am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:05am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:22am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:53pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 8:28pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:37am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:32pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:59am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:31am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:49pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:18pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:44am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 10:57pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 8:38am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:42pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:38am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:22am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:26am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:26am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:26am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:37am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:41am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:40am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:02am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:13am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:44am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:27pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:16pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:21pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:18am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:18am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:41pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:09pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:58am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:58am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:58am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:38am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:38am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:44am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:44am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:35pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:07pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:22am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:57am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:47am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:07pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:19pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:08pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:36pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:49pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:33pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:02am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:18pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:25am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:44am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:39am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:44am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:38pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:13am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 6:32pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:01pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:21am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:08am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:38pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:32pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:05pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:14pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:27am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:05pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:56am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:53am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:53am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:37pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:48pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:18pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:14pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:31am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:17pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:17am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:52am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:39am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:08am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:09pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:41am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 12:22am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:32am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:24am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:19am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:02am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:02am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:35am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:35am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:35am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:52pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:43pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:38pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:46am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:44am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:36pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:38pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 4:44pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 6:56pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 12:10am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:04pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 3:44pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 5:18am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:45pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:45am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:37am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:56am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:03am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:22am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:26pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:15pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:06pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:47am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:45pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:19pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:45am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:33pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:24am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:03am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:42am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:25pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:57am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:35pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 9:42am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:51am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:26am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:42am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:07am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:08am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:42am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:49am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:07pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:35pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:33am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:56am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:06pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:54pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 6:56pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 6:32pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:16pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:35am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 8:28pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked