Welcome to Corporate America!
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Hello, and welcome to the La Superestructura Destruida family.
My name is False King's Crucible, but you can call me "Rigel".

I am thrilled that you'll be joining our company. Each and every dawn, we locate our clients extraordinary artifacts, with relatively low margin of error.

We take pride in most things that we do. And after this week's online seminar, I'm sure you'll fit right in.
I like to think I see things in people.

To begin, I'd like to talk about the cornerstone of the La Superestructura Destruida brand. Communication. As an subordinate of La Superestructura Destruida, you set the cost for the entire recovery process. Be mindful of what your words, and behavior communicate to the inhabitants. Always be aware of your posture, remember to stand up straight. Your casualties and your central nervous system will thank you for it.

Put effort into your appearance, all subordinates are required to equip appropriately. Keep your suit sterile, and sealed. If you want protection, you must be protected.

Communicate in complete sentences, we never use one word call-outs like "Causality!" or "ROTFORM!" Never make eye contact, and finally, whenever you're with a inhabitant or not, remain composed. Inside, you can be thinking about your morals, or friends, or your stolen goods, but they should ever know it. Because at La Superestructura Destruida, someone... Is always watching.

So don't forget to smile! That's all for today, see you next time when we'll be discussing sterilization.
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Candles can fly, sometimes.