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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 12:58am

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 12:55am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:00am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:06am

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 12:59am



Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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