American Truck Simulator

American Truck Simulator

American Truck Simulator

Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you! Hmmph. Hrmm. Blagorrr!

Wow, I've been blessed with such amazing, new knowledge. Thank you, friend.

Usain Bolt is so fast because he runs with a boner. Now, I'm no scientist, but I've always wondered why he's so fast, and after studying his races for 6 weeks I've come to the conclusion that it's because he runs with a boner. Here's why. So, aerodynamically speaking, a boner cuts through the wind resistance better than a flabby ♥♥♥♥; a flabby ♥♥♥♥ acts almost like a parachute adding wind resistance to the runner thus slowing him down. But Usain runs with boner thus acting like a spear cutting through the wind, making the wind have the smallest affect on him, whereas his opponents flabby ♥♥♥♥♥ slow them down. I do believe he uses performance enhancing drugs (viagra) to get and maintainthese race-winning boners. Thank you for taking the time to read my research paper.

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Just call me Pepe the Majestic Beard Trimmer and Ultimate Reaper-Slayin' BAMF .

How are ya, bruh? (ﾟ▽ﾟ)/