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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 4:04pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2017 @ 9:46pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2017 @ 8:41pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 4:55pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2018 @ 3:04pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2017 @ 6:43pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2020 @ 5:28am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 3:04pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2019 @ 12:01pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2017 @ 8:04pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2019 @ 1:14pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 3:42pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2018 @ 2:54pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2019 @ 11:24am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 3:06pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2017 @ 9:46pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2017 @ 1:45pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 1:25pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 23 May, 2017 @ 1:31pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 2 May, 2017 @ 1:05pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 1:35pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 2 May, 2017 @ 12:52pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2019 @ 5:12am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 23 May, 2017 @ 3:00pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2020 @ 12:18pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2020 @ 1:31pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 11:48am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 9:10am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2021 @ 7:24pm

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 3:43pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2021 @ 11:18am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2019 @ 12:19pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 12:56pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2021 @ 11:21am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:28pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!