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1 person found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record
Good gunplay, nice lore and top notch atmosphere
Posted 10 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
208.1 hrs on record (60.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I'm insanely mad.
Posted 16 September, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
11.4 hrs on record
GGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRR
*drools all over the place*
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHSHHSHHHS
*epileptic spasm*
GHGHBGHBGHBRBRBRBRBRBBRBRRBRBRBRBR
*lays on the floor senslessly*
HHHHHHHhhhhh...
Posted 19 July, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
26.9 hrs on record (25.1 hrs at review time)
This is truly a masterpiece, no kidding. The whole story is open to various interpretations and the dark atmosphere (which is not the cheesy-spooky thing nor the jumpscare/stressful kind) is absolutely godlike. Extremely cured in any detail from journals to voice lines.
Talking about gameplay, i would say it surely aged but it's still pretty enjoyable, it's just not going to be a pain if you just want to a taste good lore with some good MIDI soundracks.
Puzzles are not too complex apart from some that will take some time, and almost everyone of them makes sense (with a few exception, i must admit).

+ a plus goes for the sounds, in my opinion the voices fits in perfectly in the game ambient. So I would suggest playing in english and helping youself with subtitles. Music is good and will get stuck in your head for some time.

Do yourself a favour and play this as soon as you can, it's going to be a dollar or so during steam sales. Absolutely worth it. 8.5+/10.

Also Claude Florentine is damn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good looking, no ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 14 January, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
287.5 hrs on record (48.8 hrs at review time)
I started playin this game for real only about 2 weeks ago
Only 2 weeks and i already have my ♥♥♥♥ getting sucked at least 4 times a day, totally raccomended for being real damn manly.
Posted 20 October, 2017.
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18 people found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
9.7 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
It's like playing real D&D but without having to offer your virginity to the campain's Dungeon Master just to keep your character alive.

8/10
Posted 1 February, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.8 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
just downloaded 90+ GB of eurobeat only to enjoy this game lmfao
Posted 1 February, 2017.
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44 people found this review helpful
92 people found this review funny
41.8 hrs on record (35.8 hrs at review time)
This really happened.

>decent looking guy, having a good job.
>Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift.
>Play E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy for the first time ever.
>Changes my life, i want to be Rimanah.
>Get my helmet like Rimanah and sart wearing armor like Rimanah, no Damocles because i'm not Autistic.
>Start behaving like Rimanah. Quiet but cool.
>Buy brand new Spaceship because Rimanah drove one and I make enough so ♥♥♥♥ it.
>Start eating at this little bar every night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot.
>qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free dog piss.
>I reciprocate but remain vague and broodling. Waitress wants me.
>Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts.
>Cruise the night listening to E.Y.E. soundtrack
>Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for a coffee.
>Oh ♥♥♥♥ yes
>play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a "...yeah" simple.
>We ♥♥♥♥
>Waitress and I start dating.
>Keep up my Rimanah shlick.
>She introduces me to her new friend, they think i'm cool as ♥♥♥♥.
>Some other dude friends start wearing heavy armor, golden helms like me. Holy ♥♥♥♥ lol.
>One night her and I are sit down to play a game on Steam.
>She's browsing library, stops on E.Y.E..
>Oh ♥♥♥♥...
>"You played this yet Anon?"
>♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ play it cool man, what would Rimanah do.
>Brood for a sec "...nah, it's not my thing".
>Ended up playing Oblivion.

Still dating today and still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Commander Rimanah for 4+ years.
Posted 5 January, 2017. Last edited 20 January, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Giuko/10

Seriously though, it's just worth 1€ or less.
Posted 26 June, 2015.
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4,118.5 hrs on record (4,117.4 hrs at review time)
i live in a constant state of regret for this game
Posted 29 May, 2015. Last edited 14 June, 2024.
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