Id like to complain about a non De-burred edge i cut myself on in JC stewarts please xo

Every since YouTube rewind 2018, I have had a crippling fear of Will Smith. As soon as ‘Fortnite’ left his lips I knew life would never be the same. I haven’t slept more than 3 hours for a week now. My wife has stopped talking to me. My kids don’t call me ‘dad’ anymore. Every time they leave I have a panic attack, thinking Will must have taken them. I fear for my life. I can barely function anno 2024 soon entering 2025 this has got to stop.

A tasty little snack, a yummy little morsel, a delectable little treat, a delicious little sweet, a scrumptious little dessert, a delightful little bite, the hors d'oeuvres if you will, the bon appétit if you will, the pièce de résistance if you will

Can you turn off the coffee machine when you're done

ハイパースピード下り坂の鳩行く！
ハイパースピード下り坂の鳩行く！
ハイパースピード下り坂の鳩行く！

Pull forward back of shop when you can

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RAT

rat ass ♥♥♥♥♥

It is not MEE who is being outrageous, et is YUU.

Nobody is more committed to the search for peezer than me...but to try and impose your peezer upon me is insulting, outrageous and arrogant.

Mrs. BERNFIELD!? Mrs. B E R N F I E L D ! ! !

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Not gay or anything but that really is daddy material holy damn

this is factually incorrect and here's why:
You probably have quite a few opinions about what's going on in the news cycle right now, but it's important to remember one thing: you're wrong. Here's why. To start, you're completely missing the point and everything you think is actually at odds with reality when you look at the data. In fact, you're nowhere close to being accurate. It's simple to understand when you stop for a second and actually look at the issues. Once you open your eyes, you'll see that you're wrong about each and every one of them, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. "But what about this other thing I heard?" No, if the past is any indication of the future, not only is there no chance that you'll ever be right, all signs suggest you will never even come close once in your lifetime. The only way you'll ever be right is to repeat everything I say word-for-word to every single person you know. Until then, you're wrong.

A tasty little snack, a yummy little morsel, a delectable little treat, a delicious little sweet, a scrumptious little dessert, a delightful little bite, the hors d'oeuvres if you will, the bon appétit if you will, the pièce de résistance if you will

Ratthew had a boyfriend, who's name was tiny tim
he threw him intil the river to see if he could swim
he swam over the rapids, he swam over the falls
ratthew got excited and grabbed him by the...
bang bang ratthew! ratthew bangs all day, who's gonna bang for ratthew when ratthew goes away

Actually you lame ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I can vouch that this person is a totally gorgeous lady, I've seen her on FB and I bet you totes wish she liked you. Unless this is an inside joke I don't get in which case, uh, whoops. I'm being nosy.

Also... Maybe.

Actually you lame ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I can vouch that this person is a totally gorgeous lady, I've seen her on FB and I bet you totes wish she liked you. Unless this is an inside joke I don't get in which case, uh, whoops. I'm being nosy.

Also... Maybe.

bad

This guy looks like he reads Ayn Rand unironically.

+10 rep

Actually you lame ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I can vouch that this person is a totally gorgeous lady, I've seen her on FB and I bet you totes wish she liked you. Unless this is an inside joke I don't get in which case, uh, whoops. I'm being nosy.

Also... Maybe.

Jesus Christ!!...SHUT UP!!

They are a youtuber who is the one who's re- who's po- who, who makes, who constantly mocks me, makes fun of me, and, and, apparently they do an impression of me, that is- tha- tha- that everyone love- that everyone has to point out wow his impression of you is so accurate, and he's the one who popularized people calling me the lightbringer based off of my crappy old webcomic, so SCREW HIM!

gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. (dis is so sad btw mak u cry.) she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr" he said "no.."" da gurl cryed n ran accross da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. she got hit bi a car an dyed. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. he seed she was ded. he whsipered 2 her corpse "i ment 2 sey i will luv u five-ever......" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr....)

Really poor at Rocket league. If you are reading this and in his game sorry he is at your rank I carried him.

Do the Mario!

Swing your arms from side to side
Come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again.
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
You've got it!
It's the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side
Come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again.
Let's do the Mario, all together now!


Come on now, just like that!

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0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
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fat rat

fat

rat

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Had the pleasure of meeting Rat (Rat) at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

U funny xD And NAW... NAW.. I don't fancy a SHAG bruh... unless it's one of those rugs...

+rep friend :)

Fat Smelly loser !DONT CONTACT!

Yes

-rep stole my virginity

swell guy. really down to earth fellow and a bloody gaming legend

Wa!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4f2 sometime its a reall cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was sthat too far? Really sorry im really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Quia nulla scientia.

Hang on a minute....did you just say FEET!?

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Eat poo!!!

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You're a gay fat ♥♥♥♥ing loser why are you even still here!?