I’M DOIN YOUR MOM. YES YOURS! I FIRST SAW HER IN THE WAL-MART PICKIN OUT YOUR DRAWERS. BIG DOLLY PARTON HAIR LIKE AN 80S PROM QUEEN BUT HER ASS WAS LOOKIN GOOD ALL UP IN THOSE MOM-JEANS. I APPROACHED HER IN THE CHECKOUT LINE, AND SAID YO BABY WASSUP? SHE HAD TWO GALLONS OF MILK, AND I WAS STARIN AT HER JUGS. FIVE MINUTES LATER SHE AGREED TO GET WITH ME SO WE WENT AND ROCKED THE MINIVAN LIKE GIGGITY. GIGGITY. GIGGITY. I WAS RIDIN YOUR MOM LIKE SHE WAS MARIO KART. I GAVE HER A LIFT BACK TO HER CRIB CAUSE HER CAR WOULDN’T START. SHE INVITED ME IN THE HOUSE, AND WE STARTED MAKIN OUT AGAIN. HOW MANY TIMES I TAP THAT ASS? OVER 9000! YEAH. SHE CALLED ME PLEDGE CAUSE I KNOCKED THE DUST OFF IT. SHE LATER MADE ME A SANDWICH AND SHE CUT THE CRUST OFF IT. CAUSE SHE KNOWS HOW I LIKE IT, AND THAT I’M A LITTLE YOUNG TO BE IN THE BED, BUTT-NAKED DOIN YOUR MOM