Recent reviews by Uchia18

Saved My Marriage (And My Sanity)

I’ll be honest, I was on the brink. My wife and I hadn’t spoken in days, not since the infamous "You always take too long to pick a restaurant!" incident. The tension was unbearable. We were both retreating to our separate corners, existing in the same house like two hostile shapes... until Shapes 2 entered our lives.

At first, it seemed simple. Move a square, dodge some triangles, yadda yadda. But something magical happened. My wife and I started playing together. Slowly, our conversation shifted from passive-aggressive comments about the laundry pile to full-on, strategic debates about whether the circle should be placed in the red zone or the blue zone.

We laughed. We competed. We worked together. Before I knew it, the only thing we were dodging was the "triangle" of miscommunication in our relationship. Shapes 2 didn’t just save our marriage—it reformed it. Every triangle we cleared, every square we aligned, was a victory for us as a team.

To anyone on the edge of divorce, try this game. It’s like couples therapy, but with more polygons and fewer feelings.

10/10—would recommend to my therapist.

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"Legally distinct Pokemon" or not its a good game. normally don't like games like Arc but i really enjoy this. super relaxing and fun. Been having a blast exploring the world and catching new Pals to run my base.

Its Yakuza set in the past, need i say more?

Extremely relaxing way to stimulate your brain, super-satisfying.

The art style makes it feel like you're playing inside of a painting that also happens to be a giant jigsaw puzzle.

Definitely get this if you like puzzle games or just want something to unwind with in the evenings.

Thoroughly enjoying this entry so far, the physics feel exactly like what I would expect from an NFS game, great story with even better characters.

Unbound feels like a return to form, almost going back to the Black Box days.

I like the art style of the characters quite a bit, the cell shading on them and the car effects works better than expected.

Would definitely recommend picking this up.

I like it a lot, its a solid racing game BUT, this is NOT the Project Cars we have com to know. This is more of a hybrid of simcade and legit sim racer.

Playing on a wheel feels just as fluid and precise as the first 2 games, but this feels more like forza since you have the old 2 laps to win setup, starting at the middle of the pack, having to fight like made to get to first.

I'm a wheel novice but its teaching me faster than PC1 or PC2 because I have to be perfect every time instead of easing into a race.

This was not what I expected but I do like it nonetheless, just don't go into this expecting a hardcore sim racer, cuz its not. its more forgiving, its beginner friendly, its tough, and it gives me a good workout.

This feels more like what Shift 2: Unleashed would have been if EA wasn't involved, a fluid simcade racing sim hybrid that is done very well.

7.5/10

Best ESPORT ive played so far. Players can be a bit toxic unfortunately, but its great nontheless.

This is a great start to what could be a really solid spiritual successor to the Skate series.

The controls are a tad different of course, but dont take long to get used to, was able to skate some pretty nice lines without falling down all the time.

Bonus: Steve Sinclair from Digital Extremes is a playable character! :D

Great sim, highly reccomend if you want to learn how to build a pc or just wanna play JaysTwoCents