I use a Gauss rifle for home defense, since that’s what the Zone intended. Four bandits break into my shack. "Who’s there?" I growl, flipping my night-vision goggles down as the Geiger counter ticks. The first bandit trips an anomaly at the door—BOOM!—reduced to red mist. I take cover behind my stash and line up a shot. ZAP! The second bandit disintegrates, leaving melted boots behind.

The third guy rushes in, firing wildly with an AK. Big mistake. I chuck a bolt to distract him, then lob a grenade into his lap. "Get down!" I mutter as the blast scatters him and his gear. The last bandit freezes in fear. I take a swig of vodka, then sling my trusty TOZ-34 shotgun. BLAM! He drops as a pack of blind dogs circles outside, drawn by the blood. I toss the corpse out to distract them and reload.

Just as the Zone intended.

In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form

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