¨When⠀all⠀you⠀have⠀is⠀a⠀haṃṃer,⠀every⠀problem⠀still⠀can⠀be⠀bludgeoned⠀to⠀death⠀with⠀a hammer.⠀When⠀all⠀you⠀have⠀is⠀a⠀hammer,⠀squeeze⠀the⠀trigger⠀and⠀watch⠀the⠀success happen.⠀When⠀all⠀you⠀have⠀is⠀a⠀hammer,⠀every⠀problem⠀looks⠀like⠀a⠀bleeding,⠀unworthy⠀man⠀on⠀the⠀steps⠀of⠀Congress⠀pleading⠀for⠀his⠀life.‎¨

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‎¨To⠀time⠀travel⠀all⠀Matt⠀Harris⠀needs⠀to⠀do⠀is⠀set⠀his⠀desktop⠀computer⠀to⠀the⠀day⠀he wants⠀to⠀travel⠀to⠀and⠀go⠀to⠀sleep.⠀When⠀he⠀wakes⠀up⠀he⠀will⠀go⠀directly⠀back⠀to⠀that time.⠀All⠀the⠀events⠀will⠀play⠀out⠀exactly⠀the⠀same⠀unless⠀Matt⠀Harris⠀intentionally⠀makes⠀a⠀change⠀to⠀that⠀timeline⠀so⠀that⠀it⠀will⠀be⠀different⠀in⠀a⠀way⠀he⠀wants.⠀You⠀don't⠀buy⠀a car⠀that's⠀already⠀breaking⠀down.⠀The⠀next⠀time⠀I⠀see⠀her⠀she'll⠀look⠀even⠀older⠀with saggier⠀jowls,⠀goose⠀feet⠀and⠀enough⠀wrinkles⠀to⠀absorb⠀a⠀cup⠀of⠀water.‎¨

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‎¨Mengele⠀came⠀to⠀me⠀in⠀a⠀dream⠀once⠀while⠀I⠀was⠀in⠀LA.⠀He⠀was⠀burning⠀children⠀with a⠀flamethrower⠀and⠀laughing⠀like⠀a⠀robot⠀almost⠀on⠀autotune⠀but⠀it⠀wasn’t⠀melodic.
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