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He dont need to hack........ hes just that skilled........ hes the ultimate blocker
Counter strike status : legendary
Alias: UMPman .... CS GOD
Crazy Mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ named UMPman
You heard right, Umpman 2 is his #1 fan.
You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ make no mistake, he'll destroy you on lan.
CS hackers think their gangsta, but really aint tho
Ump is a G (GOD) at CS, you hackers are way behind bro
Hes like Rambo....... naaaaaaaaa Commandoooooooooo
♥♥♥♥ with UMP its straightforward, its simply a no noooooooooooo!
♥♥♥♥ all you hackers with a HIV carrier!
Umpman's legit, hes that last of a dying breed, A WARRIOR!
Weapon in hand he's so deadly, he will take you out with a knife to the neck he aint friendly
Hes that good, he puts dirty harry to shame with the cannon
You can shoot back, but wont hit ♥♥♥♥, UMP will still be standing
When ♥♥♥♥ dont go down smooth, he doesnt panic
1 vs 10 its alriteeeeeeee
he will switch weapons, switch hands, switch targets, he'll hit use up man.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!