Happy new year!

( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ Merry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Christmas!

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

-rep wont come to me for advice on sex, im an intelligent snowflake and want to educate grandpa

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Have a wonderful week!

Nah

Do you want a slap mime?

Hippity hoppity get off my ♥♥♥♥♥ boi property

give this kitty to every
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I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

ey dude , it's been a long time since you were online , and i'm really worried about you .

+rep ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

+Rep Nice , fun and awesome guy . Brat