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1 person found this review helpful
303.6 hrs on record (91.4 hrs at review time)
A lot of fun, good time with amigos.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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59.8 hrs on record (56.2 hrs at review time)
SUS! YOU'RE SUS! AMONG US! YOU'RE ACTING SUS! YOU VENTED! VENTING IMPOSTER FROM AMONG US! ACTING SUS?!? NO PAPA!? OPEN WIDE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! IMPSOTER! FROM AMONG US!? AMONGER IMPOSTER!? SUS!! STOP ACTING SUS! I KNOW YOU KILLED THE CREWMATES FROM AMONG US! DO YOUR TASKS! OR ARE YOU IMPOSTER!??????? FROM AMONG US!?? YOU'RE BEING TOO SUS! AMONG US AN IMPOSTER! WHY ARE YOU SUS!? VENTING IMPOSTER!? FROM AMONGER!? SUS IS THE IMPOSTER!? WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT HE'S SUS! I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER I HATE THE IMPOSTER STOP ACTING SUS YOU BAKA!
Sussy imposter, shinji baka.
Posted 7 August, 2020. Last edited 13 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
71.1 hrs on record (48.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Raft is a great game and a lot of fun to play with friends. It's a fairly new game and is constantly being updated thanks due to the great developers. They listen to the community and give us what we want to always keep the game fresh and new feeling. However, the game does get repetative between updates, but you can find something new to do in a different game mode.
Posted 21 November, 2018.
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3.1 hrs on record
It's the most innovative shooter I've played in years.
Posted 16 July, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
6.8 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
This game saved me from type four pancreatic cancer when it was terminal. I love this game with so much passion. It is the most beautiful creation that has ever existed and I think that God himself has blessed this game. It's so wonderful and the plotline is the most intriguing thing I have ever seen. And it is even MULTIPLAYER!!!! I'm baffled at the graphics and how realistic they are for the time it was made. I thought that real actors were used to make this game. The tournaments are nailbiting and I am always on the edge of my seat watching this game. I would pay thousands to play this game, but I GOT IT FOR A BUCK DURING THE SALE!!! 100/10 WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!
Posted 30 July, 2017.
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14 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
It's a pretty fun game, great concept, but there are many things wrong with it.
First is the mechanics. There isn't any sideways momentum, so you have to look at where you want to go if you want any boost off of the trucks. Aswell with side movement, you have no control over yourself in the air unless you are moving forward, so htting A or D is a very big risk. The forward momentum is extremely different from the side momentum. If you run forward and jump off of the truck, you go flying up to 2 or 3 trucks forward if sprinting. You have to be extremely careful when moving and you have to understand the momentum if you want to get anywhere. The hitboxees are also very strange. You don't know how big or small or anything about your character. He appears to be short, but if you barely fall off of the truck you die. Sometimes you fall through the smallest gap imaginable, and sometimes you will die from a tree that is over a foot away.
The movement of the trucks has no pattern whatsoever. Without reason, the trucks will veer another direction, most of the time resulting in your death. Each truck takes a different path every turn, and most of the time they randomly dart to the border of the map.
The game also has very poor resolution. If you have a large moniter, you will see in a corner every steam notification you have gotten while playing, and sometimes you can see a small part of the menu at the bottom of the screen. You can only choose one type of graphics, which they call fantastic, even though it looks terrible. Everything in the game is one solid color and looks like plastic. The shadows are rendered poorly aswell.
If the developers spend more time on this game and update the graphics and mechanics, this game would be amazing.
Posted 19 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
2,581.0 hrs on record (1,423.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
>play mm with friend
>nonprime because smurf
>spinbotter on enemy team, two hackers on our team
>11-16 loss
>derank after winning five with 20+kills

10/10 best game
Posted 17 April, 2017. Last edited 31 August, 2018.
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