Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Honey is sweet
But not as sweet as you🤍

𝓗𝓸𝓹𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓭𝓪𝔂

𝓗𝓸𝓹𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓭𝓪𝔂

𝓗𝓸𝓹𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓭𝓪𝔂

𝓗𝓸𝓹𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓭𝓪𝔂

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓾𝓹 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝔂 𝓿𝓲𝓫𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂 𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓽 +𝓡𝓔𝓟

𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓭

wot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper ♥♥♥♥♥ pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the ♥♥♥ out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody ♥♥♥♥♥ mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil ♥♥♥♥, innit? ur ded wankah.

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Cyberpunk 2077 new teaser gameplay just released don't forget to check it out and have a nice day🤍

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC7oUOUEEi4

𝓗𝓸𝓹𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴 :𝓓

𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓭

𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 :D

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Are ya winning son?

Any1 🎄wanna🧨 date 🧧 with 💂‍♂️ me? 🍆👀💕

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🤍 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Adt4pG6B04 🤍

Nobody:
Not even Gordon Ramsay:

Asian girls when they see a black man: https://coub.com/view/21gpyr

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Now im not a violent person. I’m a peaceful man with a toxic personality and I’m also a misogynist. But that doesn’t matter to women as studies and social experiments have shown. I don’t want to force women to do it but I may have to if they don’t, in Minecraft. I am a kind person really, I won’t hurt you. Please, give me sex. I need it to function as a man, hell, I need it to become a man in the first place. It’s like a trial near adulthood and you ascend to the rank of adult once you have sex. Give it to me. I demand it. You WILL have sex with me, one way or the other.

If you're not a troller, I invite you to join my Discord server and say things to my face.I have more than 400 members and until you realize who a person is you shouldn't talk on their backs. If you don't even have the decency to say things face to face to a person you don't even know anything about, you never talked or chatted to and you don't know any single thing about, then just don't waste your time typing random things in other people's profiles because you simply don't know them and you make yourself ridiculous. Thank you.

No copypasta today, scram 😇

As a man of culture 👦👦🏿👨🏿‍🦰🧑🏼, I regularly take part in the natural act of masturbation. For you non-scholars, I am saying that I regularly spank the s.hit out of my meat to anime babes and / or cat girls. In accordance with the Geneva Convention article 4A paragraph 6, I exclusively use oil based lubricants (such as Vaseline or WD-40). After years of applying this buttery concoction to my 1.5 inch big ♥♥♥♥ , enough has permanently absorbed into the skin of my ♥♥♥♥ and balls to the point that water is actually repelled when applied. Yes, my ♥♥♥♥ can now act as a flotation device in case of emergency water landings. Take that libtards and nofap community 🎈🎩🎵

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Not even 🌃 the gay 🏳️‍🌈 mods 🤓:

Not even 🌕 tom 😀 and jerry's wacky 😜 reaction 😲 faces 😀:

Heck 👏, not even 🌕 Mr 🇲🇷 Beast 👍👌:


steam mods: is that a girl with weiner? ban 👁️👄👁️

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME PEOPLE UNIRONICALLY BELIEVE THAT TOMBOYS ARE SUPERIOR TO FEMBOYS, THIS WAY OF THINKING IS SIMPLY UNNACCEPTABLE!!! FEMBOYS ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOMBOY, THINK ABOUT IT ITS LITERALLY THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !!!! ITS LITERALLY A DUDE (WITH A ♥♥♥♥) THAT LOOKS LIKE A PETITE CUTE GAMER GIRL!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU EVER PREFER A GIRL THAT ACTS LIKE THEY A DUDE LIKE ♥♥♥♥♥ THATS JUST A BOYFRIEND WITH TIDDIES AND ♥♥♥♥♥!!!! NO WAY IN ANY UNIVERSE IS THAT BETTER THAN MY HOT FEMBOY BF DUDE ♥♥♥♥ YOU AND YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ OPINIONS 💦💦💦😤

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He likes to destroy commies, sjw's, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, gays, weebs

Copy paste this normie bunny to destroy them

One copy paste = one less commie, sjw, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, gay, weeb.

LET ALL ABOMINATIONS BURN 🔥🔥

So how was steam summer sale for you? Mine went great. Anyway i found a vid that shows few ways to get award points, check out this vid and stay safe ❤️ 😷

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub82Xb1C8os

Rise and shine, Mister Freeman - rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has... come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mister Freeman... wake up and smell the ashes.

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Welcome 👋🏻👋🏻aboard ⛴🚀🚞Domestic 🏡🏘Dumpsterfire, 🤮🥵🔥the train 🚞🚝✈️to hell🔥🔥😈... Along the way, we’ll see plenty of incest🤤🥵, degeneracy, 👉🏻👌🏻forced drama, 😺😿🎭brain dead characters❌🧠, and the main reason🤔🤔🇱🇷 this show🏯🗾 is so popular👍🏻👍🏻🥰, sex scenes👉🏻👌🏻🥵 (lenny). Ladies 👧🏻👩🏼and gentlemen, 👱🏻‍♂️👴🏼I implore🙏🏻🙏🏻 you, now is the time ⏱🕰⏰to grab a shovel 🧹🧹🪑and join me 👆🏻👍🏻in burying 🔪⚰️this abomination 🤮🤢for good👋🏻👋🏻👍🏻.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :) HAHA FATE FAN!

Remember, you deserve so much more than you think you do.
Have a nice day

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This is the Windmill of Friendship. Copy paste this if you also love your friends!

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This is the Windmill of Friendship. Copy paste this if you also love your friends!

This person offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified ♥♥♥♥♥ privileged Nazi-Communist slave owner terrorist lesbian.

𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙮?

Have a purple day 💜

♥♥ This is the windmill of friendship ♥ Copy and paste if you also love your friends ♥♥

♥♥ If you get more than 100, ur a true frend <3 ♥♥

ʜᴇʏ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ꜰᴏʀ ʟɪᴍɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ꜱᴛᴇᴀᴍ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ:
☛ 10 ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ɴɪɴᴊᴀ x
☛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴋᴏꜱᴍᴏꜱ
ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ☛ ᴀᴇɢɪꜱ ᴅᴇꜰᴇɴᴅᴇʀꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ɪɴ 2ʜ-ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ɪᴛ ᴏɴ ʜᴜᴍʙʟᴇ ʙᴜɴᴅʟᴇ, ɴᴏᴡ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ