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what the ♥♥♥♥?

OKOKOKOK. I'll give you Simpsons. That's pretty underground as far as anime goes. So yeah, it's a REAL anime. But Cory in the House? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normie. Any true otaku (anime fanatic, for you baka gaijins out there not fluent in the superior tongue of Nippon) will tell you that Cory in the House is nothing but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moeblob fluff. Coy-chan is as underdeveloped as a character can be, and don't even get me started on Newt-Kun. Typical 1-dimensional 'cute anime boy' archetype. Useless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ mainstream anime made to pander to normies on facebook rather than REAL otakus like me. Whenever I go clothes shopping at Hot Topic and I see a Cory in the House shirt next to the Kill La Kill, or Tokyo Ghoul shirts, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ puke in my mouth.

Who even told you about Simpsons? I bet you've never even seen that you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poser. You probably just read about it on /r/anime and name drop it to try to look like you know wtf you're talking about. I bet you buy your clothes at Old Navy, or GAP. Or even worse, ABERCROMBIE. Yeah, you can fake being into anime to impress all your ♥♥♥♥ stain American Eagle football jock friends. "wow /u/Riccars is so cool!!! he knows all about le korea shows!!!" but I, and any other TRUE OTAKU can see right through you. You're not sugoi. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ポーズ

How do I get Japanese girls to like me? When I approach them, I say konichiwa, and I ask them about anime, but they seem to be shy around me (which is cute (XwX) ). Once this girl just laughed at me with her friends and left, and I told her that Pearl Harbour was all in the past, but she still ignored me.