Yeah ok buddy, well- ok sure.... look..... ive been regretting not telling you this but- my love for blue cheese (or is it blu?) anyway! my love for that cheese is immense, and it's not going to stop anytime soon

Hey so I saw you looking into my window earlier today, and wanted to address that, can you NOT do that again, also please don't steal the snacks I left out for the amazon delivery drivers from my front porch

I know your mad at me for eating all the food in the fridge, but i'm mad at you for getting front seat even though last time you said I could have it, so now we're even, and you can stop crying about it

You are late on the fees for the assassination, pay now

Hey mom said it’s my turn on steam, you have 20 mins before I can use it

Don't forget to bring $2 to school tomorrow for the ice cream social. Also, we need to go to school earlier because i have to get my code for my locker.