Rarely on-topic, topic toucher, I am become topic derailer, destroyer of threads. If you have a topic, I will derail it. It is destiny, so there's no use weeping over it. Milk is sometimes spilled.

I enjoy my books, I most definitely enjoy video games, but above all else, I enjoy memes. I'm not a meme connoisseur like those sweats over on Reddit, I am a meme enjoyer. I enjoy my memes with a cup of tea, but I don't stick my pinky out, nor do I wear a monocle.

If you see me on your forum, say hello. If you see me in your game, you're probably here because I *accidentally* left-clicked on a teammate. Sorry, eh. ( •̀ ω •́ )

Anyways. You. You must leave now. Or add me, if you want me to sleep in your friends list rent free. I'm off to sleep now. Don't loiter, nerd.