Recent reviews by Twinkerbell

I have never been more bored in my life. Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ it's so boring it made my balls ache from how little content it feels like there is. Every positive review are Bethesda cucks that give rimmies to the top honchos at Bethesy.

I hate this game so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much. I sat there bored out of my mind with negative dopamine. I am in dopamine debt. My balls hurt. My ♥♥♥♥ hurts. My eyes hurt. This is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ purgatory of video games.

I would rather cut my balls of wi th the plastic knife spoon you get with Kiwifruit.

My wife divorced me because I steam rolled her in this game, I don't even care though.

I guess she just wasn't meant to be with me if she didn't know and understand the power of Light Blue's with 3 houses (Dumbass)

I highly recommend this if you wish to ruin relationships and lives. I've lost 3 friends so far and I've also stabbed my pet dogfish 14 times with the chunk of my GPU I ripped out because of this game.

This game pairs well with copious amounts of alcohol and listening to a 10 hour loop of Robot Rock - By Daft Punk ((Who is punk and why is he daft???))

Yours truly,
A broken man

Pretty good, I guess.

I got killed by a one eyed mask, so yeah, the game's great.

Bad Game.

I WILL GUZZLE THE ♥♥♥ OF WHATEVER CHUD THOUGHT UP STRAND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOLY ♥♥♥♥ MONKEY BOY SWING OOH OOH AH AH SLURP SLURP YUMMY IN MY TUMMY

I like killing Chinese people, so yeah, this game is good.