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2,396.4 hrs on record (2,159.6 hrs at review time)
Welcome to New World, where you soar through the skies like a houndi! After 2000 hours, I'm flying like a god. This game is fantastic. #FlyLikeAGod. 10/10, highly recommend!
Posted 24 November, 2021. Last edited 2 December, 2024.
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683.6 hrs on record (681.4 hrs at review time)
Apex Legends is one of the worst games I’ve ever played.

Reasons:

1. They’ve added a ridiculous number of skins that look like they were ripped straight out of Fortnite.
2. It used to be a gritty, aggressive game — now it’s all about flexing your outfit.
3. You end up in lobbies with full-time streamers even though you move like a bot on rollerblades.
4. Matchmaking is completely broken.
5. SBMM feels more like a punishment system.
6. You’re rewarded for not playing aggressively.
7. TTK is wildly inconsistent — sometimes people melt, sometimes they’re tanks.
8. Audio never works properly — enemies are ninjas.
9. Footsteps are a joke.
10. You die to people you never even hear coming.
11. There are constant bugs — old ones return every season.
12. Hit registration fails in the moments that matter most.
13. Feels like they never test their patches.
14. Servers are made of cardboard.
15. You get kicked mid-fight.
16. There’s no reconnect in ranked.
17. The one time you get good loot, the game crashes.
18. You have 20 ping but it feels like 200.
19. Rampart’s cover doesn’t even work right.
20. You can’t trust abilities to function consistently.
21. Apex Packs are just gambling disguised as “progress.”
22. You need to spend more than a AAA title to get an Heirloom.
23. Crafting materials take forever to accumulate.
24. You almost never get what you actually want in packs.
25. “Limited time events” are just money grabs.
26. Legend balance is trash.
27. Some Legends are totally useless in ranked.
28. Octane is in every match — he’s the new Wraith.
29. Wraith’s hitbox was never truly fixed.
30. Crypto feels like a non-playable character.
31. Vantage got added and forgotten.
32. Revenant rework turned him into a cheap pub stomper.
33. Newcastle looks cool but moves like molasses.
34. Map rotation forces you to play garbage maps.
35. King’s Canyon should be retired permanently.
36. World’s Edge is the only halfway decent map.
37. Olympus is a 3D nightmare mess.
38. Storm Point is a hiking simulator with guns.
39. Too many third-party fights.
40. Every fight feels like “who third-parties better.”
41. You don’t lose to better players, just opportunists.
42. Ranked rewards passive, ratty gameplay.
43. Kill points in ranked are absurdly limited.
44. You have to rat your way up the ranks.
45. Still no solo mode.
46. You get matched with randoms who don’t have mics.
47. Teammates loot for 3 minutes and never shoot.
48. People leave at the first sign of danger.
49. No penalty for bad teamplay.
50. Voice chat is just people screaming or blasting music.
51. No proper communication if you don’t have friends.
52. The ping system was revolutionary — now it’s just spammed.
53. Skins are absurdly overpriced.
54. A weapon skin costs more than a full game.
55. Battle pass is grindy and boring.
56. Few actual rewards in the battle pass.
57. You get recycled emotes and banners.
58. Loot pools change randomly and wreck the meta.
59. Nemesis is a laser beam disguised as a gun.
60. Charge Rifle is still a joke of a weapon.
61. Wingman with sniper ammo was a crime.
62. Devs ignore feedback from casual players.
63. Pro players dictate the balance.
64. ALGS feels like a different game.
65. You’re just a training dummy for sweats.
66. Too many movement exploit metas.
67. Tap-strafe is an elite-only secret technique.
68. Controller aim assist is way too strong.
69. Mouse and keyboard players feel cheated.
70. You can’t manually change servers.
71. Your region is full of sweats 24/7.
72. There’s no real casual mode anymore.
73. Arenas was removed with no ceremony.
74. No real replacement for Arenas.
75. Gun Run and Control are fun but always disappear.
76. Event modes are too short-lived.
77. You can’t pick which LTM you want to play.
78. Loot distribution feels totally random.
79. You land and get a Mozambique — every time.
80. Some guns are literal dead weight.
81. Game favors aggressive rushing over smart tactics.
82. It’s too chaotic to think half the time.
83. Movement meta changes constantly.
84. Major updates are always a disappointment.
85. Animation bugs are everywhere.
86. Shield swap doesn’t work half the time.
87. Shield batteries take forever to pop.
88. You lose fights to input lag.
89. Jump towers get bugged out.
90. Valk’s ult flies you straight into death.
91. Pathfinder still doesn’t have a proper passive.
92. Bloodhound depends entirely on random luck scans.
93. Fuse is just a glorified grenade launcher.
94. Horizon’s nerf ruined her movement fluidity.
95. Can’t trust recoil patterns due to server lag.
96. Devs focus too much on monetization.
97. Game feels more like a marketing funnel than a shooter.
98. The aesthetic has become way too cartoonish.
99. That original gritty vibe is completely gone.
100. It was once a masterpiece — now it’s a hollow shell of what it could’ve been.
101. And yet… we log back in. Because the potential is still there. But it’s never realized.
Posted 25 November, 2020. Last edited 9 May.
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