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296.5 hrs on record (37.8 hrs at review time)

crab's

Posted 21 November, 2023.

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130.7 hrs on record (73.2 hrs at review time)

Cheaper than heroin, with the same crippling effects

Posted 17 September, 2023.

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Not Recommended

326.3 hrs on record (105.6 hrs at review time)

Changing the name of the game doesn't fix the game

Posted 18 August, 2023.

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93.0 hrs on record (79.1 hrs at review time)

Fortunate sons + Helicopter go brrrr

Posted 22 July, 2023.

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6.4 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)

10/10 cop ate piss covered donut, proceeded to puke, then shot a fat npc for walking what a time to be alive

Posted 23 June, 2023.

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7.4 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)

Killed 4 people in two hours very good game

Posted 22 October, 2021.

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1,231.4 hrs on record (801.6 hrs at review time)

Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3. Hatred of Russians, Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. Competitive Matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
11. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
12. Lag
13. Cheaters
14. 64 tick servers

Essentially CS is a greedy woman but I love her all the time
11/10 would hang myself again

Posted 21 November, 2020. Last edited 29 September, 2023.

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