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Recent reviews by Trottamon

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2 people found this review helpful
296.7 hrs on record (198.6 hrs at review time)
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For now, Helldivers, we are victorious.
Posted 3 May, 2024. Last edited 5 May, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
47.4 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I watched my friend take a jetpack and explode mid-air.
Posted 4 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
42.9 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I'm doing my part!
Posted 17 May, 2023. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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1.1 hrs on record
Honestly it's because my friends are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but that's also the whole point so...? Also, who the ♥♥♥♥ makes non-solid geo part of the play area?
Posted 4 May, 2023. Last edited 4 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
If God had wanted Batarians to live a peaceful life, he would not have created Commander Shephard.
Posted 3 March, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
76.4 hrs on record (51.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Mag dumped a shirtless crackhead to no effect and he stabbed me to death in front of my teammates.

11/10
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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10 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
3.0 hrs on record
"I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator" is a very short dating simulator developed by a studio named "Psyop" at the behest of the Kentucky Fried Chicken fast food company. If the fact that the developer's studio is named "Psyop" doesn't tell you everything you need to know about "I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator," then I unfortunately don't have much more to tell you about "I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator." That being said, I do have more to say about "I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator," just not a lot. "I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator" is a fantastic game that allows you to live up to every American's dream of meeting Colonel Sanders, and even indulges on the side of tempting fate to try and romance the Colonel. Unfortunately, in "I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator," they do not show the Colonel with his true girth, and that is upsetting. That being said, despite the disappointment that is the lacking girth of the Colonel, there is still one redeeming factor of "I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator," and that is Van Van the Man Man. Despite having never watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, I do get a good chuckle out of a good JoJo's reference in a game, especially when that game is "I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator."
Posted 20 April, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
42.1 hrs on record (40.0 hrs at review time)
haha garand go *ping*
Posted 30 November, 2021.
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10 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
266.8 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I showed this game to some friends and they bought it.

We crammed 10 people on to a submarine meant for 3-5 and shot a clown in the face.

11/10.
Posted 26 July, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
17.1 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
Born on a station, raised in a cave.

Space trucking is all that I crave.
Posted 8 July, 2021.
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