I've been struggling to relieve myself lately. I remember the days when going number two, was easy. I have been diagnosed with chronic constipation, and hard stool. I would sit on the toilet for hours, missing the satisfaction of the dump. A few years back, I had overdosed on pepto bismol in hopes of the pink liquid doing its magic on my bowels. The art of the number two is a privilege for most. For me... its just another dream. I had thought my days of pooping were over, until I had discovered a game. A game so realistic, it is... perfectly beautiful. This game was my escape, I had been dreaming of such an experience for far too long. I play toilet simulator whenever I want to relive the joy of dropping the log into the crystal clear water, and watching the water so gracefully touch my rump. This game is a perfect recreation of the raw experience one feels while on the toilet. The physics in this work of art make the game feel just like real life, if not, it makes the real world seem fake. The water physics are spot on, and bring joy every time I see the splash. The high quality poo gives me goosebumps all over. I get drawbacks whenever I am not playing this masterpiece. I start to sweat, I get tremors, I feel cold, I feel... hopeless. This creation is greatest thing know to man, this game is... my escape