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I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE AND I’M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT ♥♥♥♥ TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU’RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS.

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Automated Message: Hello! Thank you for playing our newest game, For Honor! We hope you've been enjoying your experience thus far. Recently, you were randomly selected to play with incognito UbiSoft Developers as part of a survey to determine issues with gameplay. As we have posted on our forums, we at UbiSoft are very committed to provding the best style of play for all our warriors and will not tolerate abusive gameplay (kill steals, gang kills, etc.).
We regret to inform you that your gameplay has not met this standard as you have been reported for cheating thirty-four (34) times in the past twelve (12) hours. In addition, our survey concluded a vast majority of your kills come from either gang kills or kill steals. As a warning, we request you change this style of gameplay or we will have to take further action including (but not limited to) suspension of gameplay, deduction of steel, or loss of reputation/rank.