You should probably read more.

Congratulations, you just succeeded at something that most people didn't even think of trying to do; you clicked on a button to read what a guy you don't know had to say about himself. If there was a complimentary sticker in it for you, then you'd certainly be the one to have it.

Sadly, I can’t give you a sticker. But there is some respect, so heed this; only read what follows if you aren’t just passing through and you’ve got nothing better to do with your time.

- About me -

Joined Steam on 22nd of June, 2014, initially for the sole purpose of playing Don't Starve.
I pirated this game back in the early summer of 2013 (I can vividly remember eating garlands, as well as pigs talking in red text), and then I watched both the franchise’s rise to glory and its fall to ruin, no later than six years afterwards. Rest in peace, Don't Starve Together. You are missed.

A young, aspiring multilingual [Polish/English/Spanish] multimedia artist, among other things. Enjoys playing videogames, reading, studying art, and getting better at doing anything worth the time. Used to get kicks from trolling and messing with people’s heads on the internet. May write a guide or a review if bored.

- Social media information -

”Coming soon.”

- Want to add me? - ...why in God's name do you want to add me? Just say what is it you really want from me already.

Look, I am not a friends collector. Let me put it more simply; I do not accept random friend requests. Also, I don't make a habit out of keeping people I am never going to communicate with around for very long.

Still, if you would like to add me (because, for example, you have a question you think I might be able to answer), and I am unlikely to have any recollection of ever interacting with or seeing you anywhere before, directly or not, then please start by giving me a good reason for sending a friend request by writing a comment on my profile. Trust me, they aren’t locked, you can leave one as well. Go on, take a look.

If you can manage that, I promise I’ll give it some thought; otherwise, you will be ignored.

- Want to trade? -

Let me explain something to you. If you haven’t figured it out by now, bad business is not what I’m here for. And, as constantly fun and satisfying as it might have been to withdraw money from thin air and be able to buy games for it, I currently don’t plan to resume the little trading game, since a full inventory often attracts unwanted attention.

In any case, if you wanted to trade some items, here's my Trade URL:

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=324683850&token=tEcHTaSY