Hello i'm High
Lemme introduce me
I'm just really really high
and Towelie is how they call me

Just like Slim Shady
I'm gonna kick rhymes baby
I'm addicted to marijuana,
crystal meth and crack you see

One day I met that crook,
that really got me hooked
some weed some crack some pills
and that's all it really took

A pen and some papers
and I got myself a book
A book that I entitled
A milion little fibres

I went on Oprah
I set the whole stage on fire
Of course then I got fired even though I wasn't hired
Well this is my stop,
is what I told the bus driver

Little did I know,
I was talking to a screwdriver
Oh man, I have no idea what's going on
"but towelie, you're a famous rapper now"
Well I don't know what you need
but yeah, I smoked some weed
I even had some crack
So for sure I got your back

Last night
I wrote more about Doritos,
I even got dubbed into ocho different lingos !
Hablas Espanol? Un ,Si, un pokito,
You know me, I'm towelie,
I'm known all over el mundo

I was left out to dry
Sometimes for several days
I even sucked guys
Without even getting paid
Why do I complain?
Always baked, Always late,
Always the innie mini skinny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ one to blame

Yeah that's me I'm corny
-as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flake
The name is Towelie,
Now lemme bake a cake

If you mix weed with butter
it'll become weedbutter
I'm a genius from the gutter
I'm not Jimmy I don't stutter

I'm just really really high
So you can all get back to bed
I just tripped flipped,
I even triple kicked my head

Haven't you heard baby?
I'm not a towel, I'm harry Pothead
Pothead, Pothead, Pothead
That's right
Pothead, Pothead, Pothead

Alright Yo
Don't forget to bring a towel
It's important !
It Is ! It Is !

Don't do drugs kids
Don't do drugs
Just get high.. on weed.. Lot's of it !

oh man.. I have no idea what's going on...