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Ariana, Tunisia 
🤧
Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m. and I worked all day!
Marge: It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer
in Maggie's kiddie pool.
Another Simpsons Clip Show
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Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
-- Hedy Lamarr
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Joe Swanson: You can't just come over here and annex my pool!
Peter: Oh yeah? Well, according to paragraph 7, sentence 3, word 8 of the Geneva Convention..."the". So, tough luck, Swanson.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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We do not colonize. We conquer. We rule. There is no other way for us.
-- Rojan, "By Any Other Name", stardate 4657.5
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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