calls himself my "friend" and says i can trust him, so i do. and then he nuts in me and gets me PREGNANT!! WTF!!!!!!!!!

A gamer is an ascended human being that is the product of million years of fine tuned evolution leading to a specimen that is neither human nor God;the perfect balance between man and monster. A gamer is the apotheosis of evolution. I am a gamer. If you cut me I bleed GFUEL but good luck doing so because my reflexes are too strong due to the mass amounts of gaming I do.I could hold a live grenade in my hand and feel nothing when it explodes thanks to all of my gaming calluses making my skin harder than a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turtle shell.I have 10 billion synaptic neuroses all firing at the same time every second kept healthy through the complex carbohydrates of Doritos.I have senses three times greater than the average human being. I can smell the future, I can smell your dad and I can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ feel when its your birthday like its a spidey sense.

In 1973, the AAMR changed the threshold of retardation from 85 to 70, because half of the African American population would be classified as retarded if the threshold was 85.Koko the gorilla has a tested IQ between 70 and 95 on a human scale. The average IQ of most countries in Africa is 80 or below. Blacks have an average IQ of around 85. 1 in 4 blacks have an IQ below 75 compared to 1 in 20 whites.This year, Chicago achieved a 53% literacy rate. and today, only a small fraction of software developers are black people. Whites, Asians and Indians dominate when it comes to careers that require lots of brain power.Black IQ under-performance in the US is caused by a combination of genetics and culture. The under-performance is still there despite blacks receiving preferential treatment for entrance to higher education institutions.Only about 10% of blacks have an IQ above 100.

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so this one time I was at the store well it was today and I was buying some gum and this really tall mexican person walks up behind me and I look back and I'm a little startled by him. He notices and starts calling me a puto me being a in the small town I am with pretty much 0% mexican population I really don't know how to deal with mexicans. You know that voice in the back of your head that's a total ♥♥♥♥ well I kepted telling me to say '♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥♥♥' but you know I like to stay alive so I simply said "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You look just like George ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Lopez if he was 30" He quickly stops his verbal assualt and looks at himself and he says "o ♥♥♥♥ men you right" or that is what I thought he said and he just walked off and you know what I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forgot to get gum.

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