Recent reviews by Totsu

I won this game on a contest. It's Nice.

I played it like twice. Paid 10€ to flip a table in a virtual world.

10/10

I like to play this while listening to Running in the 90s

It's cars with rockets. On football fields.

This is NOTHING like FIFA
And I love it.
10/10

Best Puzzle Platformer Ever. Period.

I am saying this literally, because it is very unlikely that Valve will ever learn how to count to 3.

I kind of wish I took longer to finish the game, because once I got it I finished it in one go. It got me hooked, it's that good. Now I just do those co-op community maps occasionally, It's still fun to play sometimes but I secretly wish Valve released Portal 3 (Never gonna happen)

It has spinning genitalia.

10/10

Great if you have someone on voice chat to play this with. Good thing it was cheap because after I finished it it's just sitting there on my library...

Simple concept, and a 10 year old could probably have done the concept graphics, but it has a charm of its own.

7/10

Ah Yes, my russian has improved a lot since I started playing this. Whenever I enter a server before I even do anything I get angry slurs thrown at me. 10/10 I Recommend it fully for cultural enrichment.

The thrill of intercontinental deliveries at your fingertips. You'll get ticketed at least 10 times before making any profit for yourself and upgrade your truck (accurate gameplay).

What can I say, it's great to play with friends, but kind of boring if you're gonna play it alone. Don't buy this if you're gonna go single player.