Recent reviews by Dr. Dan the Prostate Man

The Elden Ring is located on the third level

Way too much of a grind for someone without a lot of time. My friends play more and I can't survive the areas they are in, and helping your friends level up is a chore as you can only gain xp off something within your level range. Please make it so your character level is connected only to technology.

Great expansion, on par with Champions of Chaos, so why is it 10$ more? Nerf the price

Not only is the game locked behind a puzzle that makes you play all the minigames first, but the crane I need for the puzzle is bugged. I loved boneworks but whoever came up with this idea is a bonehead.

This game has the worst main character ever conceived and I love him.

Gustavus Adolphus lives to suffer.

Bunch of idiots smacking into eachother

Rats and lizards

I need a weapon

One of the best games ever made...

On the other hand, many bugs from launch are still in the game...