Recent reviews by Dr. Dan the Prostate Man

This will put some hair on your balls.

Great idea for a game, and the low quality artwork and sounds could be forgiven if the game wasn't such a chore to play. It's like doing homework, memorizing all the crafting recipes and putting them in the right order. I can understand there are people who enjoy these types of mind puzzles, but in the end the reward for all of your grinding doesn't satisfy.

Also the mosquitoes. Remove the mosquitoes.

Smash Bros on pc. More characters on the way soon

Does its best to add NOTHING to the genre. Everything in this game is something you've already seen before, and perhaps that could be forgiven if the game was actually enjoyable. It's clunky and feels way too basic. Just a cheap ripoff mixture of call of duty and csgo without the smooth gameplay of cod and without the tactics/strategy of csgo.

Easily worth 49.95.

Was good