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in game chivalry: Medieval warfare
>Joe leans into the mic
>"Fat isn't the problem. Carbs and sugar is the problem. Ever eat nuts, man? Nuts are great for you."
>"uh... yeah, I eat nuts. I used to pick peanuts back when I was a kid and they were in season."
>"Nice, nice. Like, from a tree?"
>"No, they grow in the ground."
>Joe nearly ♥♥♥♥♥ himself in surprise
>"What!?"
>His guest tries not to sound condescending
>"Peanuts grow in the ground, kind of like--"
>"Jamie, Google this right now. Jamie, Google "peanuts growing in ground". ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
>"Yeah, just like that. They grow in the ground like potatoes."
>"Well..."
>Joe Rogan breathes heavily into the mic
>"That makes sense. They couldn't grow on trees because squirrels would ♥♥♥♥ them up. Imagine that? Imagine how much squirrels would ♥♥♥♥ up a peanut tree. Squirrels are basically tiny chimpanzees."