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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:02pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 11:02am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 1:59am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 1:35pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 8:54am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 6:59am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 10:08am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 2:37am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 2:18am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 6:17am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 11:52am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 9:50am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 4:30pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 6:41am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:09am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2020 @ 8:45am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 10:37am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 7:50am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 9:17am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 2:57am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 10:26am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 9:39am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:00am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 8:31am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 3:04am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 10:28am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 10:37am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 11:02am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 6:17am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 10:22am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 6:09am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 10:26am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 6:07am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 2:19am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 3:13am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:55am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:59am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:02am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:04am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:04am



Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...